toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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