I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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