his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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