Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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