I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I just forgot I was standing up.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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