talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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