Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
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