I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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