What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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