Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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