so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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