And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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