I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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