I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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