Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
i drank out of a bidet.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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