Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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