Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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