do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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