Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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