Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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