Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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