Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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