It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
