If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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