it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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