I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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