you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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