i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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