What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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