rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
