What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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