he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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