No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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