So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
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