its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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