Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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