Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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