People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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