Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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