their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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