I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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