Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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