Life is so much better after having sex.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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