You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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