i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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