sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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