i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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