He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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