What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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