Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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